Pour us a shotski of Vida and fry us an egg: we’re back in Salt Lake City, babies! When we last convened here in the frozen realm of the newest “Real Housewives” franchise, Claire was just getting the lay of the land as we discussed the first two episodes of the second season. We toured rented 7-bedroom ski chalets; we heard about who (Jen) had liked mean tweets about whose (Meredith’s) child; we joined Jen Shah and Heather Gay in an ice palace for a cozy truce. Table-setting, really.
Nine episodes later, shit’s getting real. The timeline of the show has finally caught up to Jen’s arrest on charges of wire fraud and money laundering, and whispers that Gucci-clad preacher Mary Cosby might be running a cult have swelled to shouts.
It’s just too juicy to ignore. So we’re not! Emma summoned Claire out of her (really, really) early RHOSLC retirement to unpack some of the wildest threads of the last nine episodes, including Jennie and Duy Nguyen’s child-bearing dra…
